Tales to Admonish! #3

GOOD IDEA:  Choosing a sweet crimefighting alias like ‘The Reckoner’ that, when growled in a low voice in a dark alley, will make your average street thug fill his pants.

BAD IDEA: Picking a dorky red-headed stepchild named ‘Chipper’ to be your sidekick, then dressing him in green corduroys hiked up to his armpits and a Where’s Waldo? top.

Batman can get away with something like that.

You, sir, are no Batman.

I don’t know what sort of crazy hi-jinks Bender is getting up to here, but it looks like Captain The More You Know* and his trusty ray pistol are about to put a stop to the fun.

–mal

* If you’re too young to get that reference: geez.  Kids these days . . .

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