When I’m out in the middle of a desert wasteland and you come swooping unexpectedly down out of the clear blue sky on a pair of man-sized upside-down raven’s wings apparently GROWING OUT OF YOUR BUTT, all oiled up and wearing nothing but a headband and a leather g-string. . .
Let’s just say ‘Keep Calm and Pay No Attention to my Chippendale Ass-Pinions’ is not really going to instill much in the way of tranquility on my part, sorry.
Oh, man . . . a comic book that teams
ColossusBig Metal Guy on Fire with Captain Enema and his Reinforced Penetrator Helmet fighting Nazis AND I get a chance to win a sweet electric jigsaw or a stylin’ polo shirt?
TAKE MY DIME. TAKE IT NOW.
I’d pay fifteen cents for this awesomeness. Maybe even a whole quarter.