Thanks for stopping by Public Domain on your way to certain doom. I’m glad you stopped in here instead of writing that heartfelt goodbye tweet to Aunt Edna. She never liked you that much anyway. While we’re at it, we better do a survival kit contents check.
In them you’ll find: one lightsaber machete; two boxes of Magic the Gathering cards; additional nerd memes; one Pez dispenser (Spider-Man or Boba Fett); four days’ concentrated emergency rations (including three packs of cherry Pez and Doritos, and sorry about the lack of Twinkies); comics reviews; one drug issue containing antibiotics, Red Bull, vitamin pills (chewable Flintstones), pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Wookie phrase book and Zombie Survival Guide; one hundred dollars in rupees; one hundred dollars in Microsoft Points; one sonic screwdriver; one section full of geeky humor; nine packs of Jolt chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of cosplay-grade nylons; and some various bizarre old comics.
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend at Comic-Con with all that stuff.
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