Rescued by a janitor friend of mine from the cutting room floor at Marvel Studios, and smuggled out of the Magic Kingdom at great personal risk (seriously, you don’t want to mess with guys who spend all day patrolling the grounds in hot, stuffy Goofy outfits armed with lightsabers), Public Domain is proud to bring you the top-secret post-credits Iron Man 3 scene you won’t get to see anywhere else:
Thanks for stopping by Public Domain! And doing so in sufficient numbers to recently drive this electronic carnival sideshow past the 4000 total view mark. My gratitude even extends to those with whom Google had its wickedly wanton free word association way, and were actually looking for topics like ‘pyramid head coffee’, ‘chainmail chastity’, and ‘body cavity search’.
That last one really makes all that traffic coming in from the TSA.gov IP addresses make a lot more sense. (Also, just FYI, don’t care what Bing, Google, or any other of The Matrix’s denizens is telling you, there’s no pictures of The Walking Dead‘s Laurie Holden nude in these parts. Zip, zero, nada.)
We’re also dangerously close to 200 follows here on WordPress, at which point I will just have to break down and build a new doorway to my office, instead of just slathering my swelled head with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and squeezing it through. You guys and gals are humbling. Like loyal reader Constipation-Roulette-Watch-Free-Boobs-Online-Free tries to say in the comments every morning at 6:39 A.M., before the spam filter cuts him or her off, “Every weekend i used to pay a visit this web site, because i wish for enjoyment, since this this website conations actually pleasant funny stuff too.”
That’s what it’s all about: making wishes for enjoyment come true with conations of actually pleasant funny stuff, and I’m glad so many people are enjoying it, on weekends and weekdays.
And now that you’ve sat patiently in your seats this long, ignore the ushers sweeping up all the popcorn that didn’t end up in someone’s gullet, and take in an extra-special post-post-credits sequence: